
The Entire Studio
A self-taught son: director, animator, modeler, rigger, lighting, rendering, editing, every male voice. His mother, in her sixties: script, score, every female voice. Nobody else. Nothing else.
A REAL FILM · AFTER THE CREDITS
A film made by hand over five years, about a calf who could not stand up. China bought tickets to laugh, then could not stop buying. He woke up. The screen went black. 未完待续 (to be continued). He did not wait for the sequel. He turned blue on the way here. No tax, no presale, no team bags.
0x0012…6df5Based Niu Lai is a community memecoin on Base. Ticker $NIULAI, contract 0x001251a11978a4e6c0f1dbe4bd47c9537c196df5, one billion supply, zero tax. It is a fan project, not affiliated with the film's creators, and everything below this line is the part we made up.
Based Niu Lai($NIULAI)是 Base 链上的社区 meme 币,合约地址 0x001251a11978a4e6c0f1dbe4bd47c9537c196df5,总量十亿,零税。本项目是影迷自发制作,与《牛来》的创作者没有任何关联,也未获授权。牛来,站起来!
牛来 (Niu Lai) is a film about a calf who could not stand up. So he dreamed the whole bull market: two legs, the standing long jump, the friends, the wolves. Then he woke up on the ground, stood on four legs, and the screen went black. 未完待续 (to be continued).
Based Niu Lai is what happens after the credits. He woke up. He stood up. He walked until he found a chain where nobody was waiting for him, which is the only way a bull ever arrives anywhere. He turned blue on the way. That is what Base does to you.
Same eyebrows. Same immaculately bad film. Same ¥342 opening day. No tax, no presale, no team bags. He found his own way here. 牛来,站起来! (Niu Lai, stand up!)
他是自己找过来的(he found his own way here). The bull stood up. On Base.
Everything below is real. That's the joke, and also not a joke at all. Immaculately bad.

A self-taught son: director, animator, modeler, rigger, lighting, rendering, editing, every male voice. His mother, in her sixties: script, score, every female voice. Nobody else. Nothing else.

Five years in SketchUp, the architecture software, because animation software was too expensive. The motherboard burned out. They kept going. Frame by frame.

No trailer. No press. One radio interview nobody heard. The only promotional material ever released: one gorgeous ink-wash painting that looks nothing like the film. Cinema.

Day one: ¥342. Nine days: 236 tickets nationwide. Then the internet found it. Screenings went from 21 a day to 359, the gross passed ¥60M, and it is still in cinemas. Vertical.

The roadmap follows the film, beat for beat, stumble for stumble. The small bird crossing your screen will land in roughly five minutes. Sideways market.

A calf is born unable to stand. The one next to him was born on his feet. Legs like the film's budget: barely there. Site built, stickers out, herd of one.

The famous fall. Niu Lai reaches for a little rope end, a stone appears, and he goes down smiling. The internet crowned him the Semiconductor Patriarch. The community memes itself into existence.

Mother Cow clears the stream in one physics-free standing long jump. We clear our first listings the same way: implausibly, rigidly, gloriously.

He stands. For real this time. CEX whispers, trending pages, the works. Immaculately bad, impossibly up.

The film ends on a black screen and two words. Ours starts there. He walked to Base, and the bull market arrives for everyone who held through the five-minute bird shot.
Every character was modeled, rigged and lit by one person in SketchUp. These portraits were re-rendered from the film's own look: crude on purpose, exactly right.

Born unable to stand. Stood up after the credits. Walked here. Came out blue. Nobody knows why. Nobody asks. The smug eyebrows are still load-bearing.

Cleared the stream in one standing long jump with zero physics engine. Yes, that is a basket welded to her back. It becomes a cup. It stays.

An orphaned leopard cub of no known species, rosettes AND cheetah lines. Short-lived rallies personified.

Born on his feet. Runs fast. Trusts nobody. Every herd has one.

The little rope end. More rectangular than your eraser. Represents the pretty K-line that bites.
Little worlds from the film, looping forever. Tap one to enlarge, download, or copy its link. Every chat needs a Semiconductor Patriarch.
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Pick a bull, type the caption, download. No login, no credits, no physics engine.
The film's box-office curve is the only chart analysis this token respects: absorb → shake out → moon.
one token per frame rendered (roughly)
the only thing here with zero friction
at launch, nothing left to lose
community · no team allocation, no vesting, nothing held back
讨彩头 (asking for a lucky omen). Buy an omen. The line starts here.
0x0012…6df5Contract on Base: 0x001251a11978a4e6c0f1dbe4bd47c9537c196df5
Only ever this address. Anything else is a fake.
Base Account with a passkey, or MetaMask and Rabby if you already have one. Faster to set up than the five-minute bird shot.
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The token lands in your wallet, and some wallets only show it once you add it by contract address. The Basescan receipt is proof that does not come from us.
牛来,站起来! The calf spent the whole film learning to stand. So will you.
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牛来,站起来!
What is on screen now, what is being made, and what comes after the credits.